from basic education to solving ALL of the world's problems
MEANT for people that live on or around the hill AND people in the future. NOT MEANT FOR PEOPLE IN THE PRESENT
Episode 3
Lesson 21
When Interacting with other people goes bad
People fighting on the internet
People fighting off the internet
Rules
Laws
The Government
Security / Traffic Guards
The Police / Jail
The Military
War
Laws are for poor people
You have to stand for the national anthem, if you are at home watching it on tv you don't have to stand. Only when in public. Also if you are in public and alone you don't have to stand. Only if other people are watching
Lesson 22
Advanced Communication
Typing / Texting / Chatting
Phone Calling
Video Calling
Mailing a Letter
Survey
Lying
Sarcasm
Tell a crow something and have it tell someone else
Lesson 23
Hygiene
Clean yourself with water
Bite your fingernails and toenails if you can or use a nail clipper
Clean teeth with a brush and paste (has to be tooth paste or baking soda)
Pooping and Peeing - Have to do it in a toilet
Lesson 24
Traditions
When things get real weird out of of no where it's probably because of a tradition or holiday
Birthdays - Jehova Witness don't believe in birthdays
30% of people think it's ok to wear a costume any time, 65% of people think it's ok to wear costume ONLY around Halloween! 5% are against wearing costumes
Groundhogs Day - What else does Groundhog know? Slap in the face to the turtle
Eid al-Fitr
Christmas traditions / Santa Claus
Leap Year Day / Leap Year Day should be a holiday called, "we so stupid day" until we get a correct calendar system
taboo actions
The New Years Celebration
Names
Speaking / The Day Dirk Smitley didn't come to speech class
Lesson 25
Being a good person
Saying nice things to other people
When thinking mean words, don't say them out loud unless there is a benefit to saying them.
Do not say mean words - if your words contain another person, keep it nice
* Evil people being happy might not be a good thing *
you can NEVER eat people
DO NOT attack people or animals
You can eat some animals, but there is NO guarantee you are still a good person
Do not litter
RULE 9
Treat others the way you would like to be treated.
In real life no one sees themself as the villain / the world could use some friendly, mild villains
Lesson 26
The 4 groups of Intelligence
Personally,... I am just smart enough to know I am dumb
Lesson 27
Something Like Conspiracies
The Cemetery & My House
De ja vu / superstitions / coincedences
GHOSTS
Things happen in 3's / The power of 3
Everything happens for a reason
Collecting Batteries / Collecting Rocks
If a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a noise? - If you give a blind person the middle finger is it bad?
Is believing in astrology the way to go?
Everything happens for a reason
Wind, Ghosts, and Farts
Lesson 28
Imagining / Deep thinking
Art is the imperfections / what is art? , thought to reaction presentation?
The powers of positive thinking and speaking
You can't copy a copy machine with a copy machine
Feeling good and Feeling bad / Your self worth is your actual worth, it has nothing to do with money / success vs happiness
Lesson 29
Geography
Welcome to Ohio!
The History of Ohio
How to Spell Mississippi I p piss is sim - people in i p piss is sim are not as smart because they spent so much of their life trying to spell the name. and Massachusetts comes off the tongue weird, needs to be re named
The Story of Can Saw
Indiana
Getting Rid of Maryland. loses half the island to Delaware and gives up the west to wv
The Flat Earth Map (Not Real) - Build an Ice Wall for inclusiveness
Some States should be specialty states...
Lesson 30
Relationships
You have to tell the other person "I Love You" or the relationship will not work, but you can't say it right away either.
Arranged marriages are out and online dating is in
Dating and mating
Intimacy is pineapple and gummie bears
The importance of farting in relationships
The conspiracy of soul mates / If they are real, where's my mate?
If you saw with your own eyes your significant other turn into a frog. With no one else around you; knowing no one will believe you; what would you do?
